Pine Cones

After we picked the boy up from school we went to collect some pine cones.

Jaiya is a magician and making shop windows look awesome....she goes the extra mile to make them shine...one of her windows is going to be full of pine cones with some sprayed silver ones dotted in between.

This joke is a little rude so if you are offended I am sorry but it is so funny I just have to post it.

Two old blind blokes decided to visit a brothel for the last time.
The Madame decided that they were so old and could not see anyway she would give them a couple of blow up dolls instead of wasting her girls on them.
After when the old blokes got together they asked each other what it was like.

The first one said...'well mine was very quiet..she didn't say or do anything really...how was yours'?
'Well...it was very strange..like yours mine was very quiet until I started nibbling on her nipples...then she just farted and flew out the window'