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Dexter is getting bored of modelling ! Look at that face ... he's such a turd.. he pinches stuff from upstairs and brings them down and takes crap from the garden upstairs instead .. pest. By Thursday I shall be run ragged by this puppy !
Mr W accompanied me on my walk this evening .. we only did 5 miles but VERY QUICKLY .. he's 6ft 5inches tall .. I'm only 5ft 2 and his strides are enormous .. I had to jog to keep up ! As punishment I hit him in the knee cap.