An interior designer's nightmare.

Was doing a mad dash shoot all around Scotland the
other day and was running out of a car onto a waiting train when I saw this excellent Hotel signage at Perth station.
I made us all late and we nearly missed our connection,
as I insisted on taking a shot.

Designer: So, how would you like the rooms?

Hotel owner: I want them to look like a bloody mish mash
of old shite I've got in the garage, mingled with some crap
from the new pound store, and finessed with the stuff from
my dead aunties flat.
And don't think I'll be thwarted from my vision you
pretentious minimalist fuck.

Designer: Fair dos.