Bring Me Sunshine

My Dear Fellow,

Dad came to Edinburgh today. Because the flat is small and Er Indoors has work this weekend I decided to check us into a swanky hotel on George Street.

But swank though it is, our twin room is a bit cosy. Close together. A bit Eric and Ernie. Ernie and Bert. You take my point.

I don't think I've slept this close to my dad since I was a kid. We joked a bit about the "Those aren't PILLOWS!" scene from "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" and then chatted until midnight.

Look out Edinburgh! The lads are about to be unleashed! By which I mean the two of us. Obviously. And nothing else! It certainly wasn't a reference to genitals!!

Phew, that was very nearly awkward.

Parsones