SUPPER FOR MUSICIANS

Or musicians for supper?

As if I need these, but I love them. Certain windy limericks come to mind:

"The Second Mate's name was Carter,
By God he was a farter,
When the wind wouldn't blow
And the ship wouldn't go
Carter the farter would start her."

..."He could fart any tune
From God Save the Queen
To Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata."

Bless!