High Art and Piggy Backs

I tried to take some artistic photos of my roses and asked Adrian to help me. Mistake no. 1. Asking him to hold up a black board behind them seemed to be like asking him to solve E=mc (no square on iPad). Then Liam decided that he hadn't touched me for about 30s so he came and climbed on my back. I asked Adrian to pick up Liam so I could continue with my 'art'. Adrian ran around with Liam, and art didn't happen. However, the piggy backs seemed to please Liam and I got a blip, just not an arty one. There's always my next life..?!