Venti my spleen.

Call me old fashioned, but are human beings meant
to be able to drink this vast amount of liquid in one sitting?

I know we should be drinking 8 pints/litres/gallons a day or something,
and I do try to drink huge amounts of water, but the porousness
of my bladder, the distance to the loos and the need to hold down
a full time job prevents me from drinking the full 8 oceans a day.

Still, I've been drinking this latte since last Thursday, and there's at
least 4 days worth of coffee left so I suppose I've had my money's worth.