D0-Golympics #5

So this morning saw the heats in the Labrador Diving competition.

Earlier on we saw Merryn performing the fiendishly tricky Reverse 2 1/2 Twist in to the Dike

Here we see Poppy taking off for her extended stick leap, with her ears in the swept back position. I have to say that her entry in to the water left a lot to be desired; quite a considerable amount of splash was observed by the judges.

In other exciting news...

Dozy was genuinely upset about being discriminated against by the X Factor. She desperately wanted to enter the competition to win the £20,000 and the trip to Australia, but she was unable to enter because she does not have a friend in Sydney!

The competition stated clearly that:

"You will stay for a week with a friend in Sydney..."

Not knowing anyone in Sydney who she could stay with, Dozy thought that she could not enter!!!