Look at the hunched up boggy thing in red ..

That hunched up creature is Charlie ... child of DDLC ..
I can hardly breathe from laughing .
Practice walk this evening we were joined by Charlie .. we let Charlie choose the routes .. Charlie likes mud .. we've lost his wellies and his socks .. DDLC had to walk back to the car (half a mile ) in bare feet as she gave Charlie her trainers ... it was freezing cold ... Charlie was COVERED in mud .. I ended up chilly because I took my coat off to take my fleece off to put on Charlie as he was going blue ... PRINCESS Tits McGee remarked her toes were cold .. she had bloody trainers on whilst DDLC is barefoot walking on cold mud and horse poo... then when we get back to the car we circle Charlie with our jackets so he can strip his sodden trousers off and then these blokes turn up in the car park with their dog and see three grown women stripping a young boy and laughing at him .. what must they have thought ?? We are in South Warwickshires premier DOGGING car park !!!