Disconnected from reality

We’re under starter’s orders and it’s time to place your bet
I know you thought the next election wasn’t running yet

But deep within Downing Street, 
in the sub-basement
The grey politicians
are writing their statement

The media are frantic, to predict this could be tough
But Brendal down in Bristol says she’s bloody ‘ad enough!

And upstairs in Downing Street
The minions applaud
There’s really no point now
Pursuing that fraud

In Scotland they’re beside themselves; they said it’s not the time!
Well, not for Independence, jings! it really is a crime!

and in front of Downing Street
Mad May is gurning
I will if I want to
This lady’s for turning.

And over on the continent they’re totally confused
A Green and Lib Dem win could mean that Brexit is defused

And all over Britain
It’s tactics, they say
To know the start of June
Do bring end of May


Ok, so I went out with the idea of bluebell woodland and came home to news of a different type. Overall, I think I prefer bluebells. It's interesting to ponder the discussions that led to today's announcement, and how well it lies with “I’m not going to be calling a snap election. I’ve been very clear that I think we need that period of time, that stability, to be able to deal with the issues that the country is facing and have that election in 2020.” 


So anyway, lovely day, bluebells, reading in the garden, chilling in the Sun. As you were! :-)