Not Thursday?

My Dear Fellow,

Time played a dirty trick on me today. I was CONVINCED it was Thursday up until around lunchtime. 

How did that happen? No-one needs a bonus Wednesday! Dammit!

And not a particularly notable Wednesday either. Just two things happened:

1. I found myself saying out loud to the cat, "Punky, don't worry, it's just a bowl of chicken, it's not scary."

Yes, Punky decided he was scared of a bowl of chicken. I have no idea what that was about. I had to tip the chicken onto the floor and then he would eat it. But IN the bowl? Terrifying.

2. Er Indoors makes a startling confession.

Apparently my sister Tups messaged Er Indoors that was on a "Speed Awareness" course as part of her social work degree. Er Indoors messaged back, "Oh yeah, I took that back in the 90's because it was cheaper than weed or booze". 

Tups replied, "Er... no... Speeding in a car actually."

"Whoops. Over-sharing again," said Er Indoors.

Let us hope tomorrow is Thursday. I can't take an entire week of Wednesdays.

Parsones