caption this!

"well billy, tonight i am going to make you a man."

or

spider-man's date with an 8 year old seems to be going really well.

YOUR TURN!

in other news, if it weren't for bad luck i would have no luck at all with women. i had a new crush today for about 10 hours... she is new at my work. then as i was driving back from the video store with my male crush i saw her walking down the street holding hands with who i can only assume is her boyfriend. what are the odds?! oh well... i was never going to talk to her anyway. i know myself too well... i just never see an opportunity. and if i do, i never cease on it. it's like i like watching it pass me by. kind of like this...

keira knightley (a.k.a. future life mate) as elizabeth swan: There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing.
Johnny Depp (every man's male crush) as Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.