The Radish Diaries

By Radish

My Warrior Skills are in Demand

It appears that there are more legendary Worms to be seen off.  One a day, on average.  Which means it's hard work for a smallish Giant Adder fighting Warrior like me.

I have a theory that they are drawn to the Empress of Wretchedness, aka the Mrs.  She's probably commanding them to do her Will (I say dust the cobwebs off your wallet and get a lawyer, but will she listen...).

Naturally the kindly Mister would do battle by my side if he were not so busy, so this morning there arrived a fresh consignment of solar powered adder scarers.   Now I'll have more time to practice upon my lute and make sweet music.

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