Shoe Whore

Wee G's birthday today. Fifteen! Good grief. Out to the steakhouse of his choosing. Got there just as the early bird special crowd were stumbling out on their walkers and sticks.
The wee man just wanted more sneakers for his b'day. Not the cheap ones though. Goodness knows how many pairs that makes. He's already passed the word he only wants cash for Christmas. I remember being of the same mind myself.