Raymond & Alfredo's Uneasy Truce

My Dear Fellow,

This is a picture of me missing my tram this morning. I saw I had six minutes before it was to arrive so headed into Princes Street Gardens to see what I could see. Then I got so absorbed with trying to take pictures of Blue Tits that my tram came and went and I didn't even notice.

I am a BLIP CASUALTY.

The thing is, these two would not stay still. They were having a major rumble and this moment of repose as shown in the picture is a FAKE. I think they must have seen me there with my camera and were all, "Wait! Pretend we're mates for the sad birdwatching weirdo dude!" 

And then they were back at it. "DAMN you Raymond!!" "Die! Alfredo, die!"

I have decided that those are their names. And that they were fighting over a WOMAN.

So that was how my day started. It developed into a regular work day with nothing much to recommend it except podcasts. Now it is Curry Night and I decided to try a dopiaza. It was a good move. I am a genius.

Parsones