The usual

Today was my birthday... I ended up at the apple store trying to get my phone fixed but they were gonna charge me 150 dollars because the lock button was broken so I decided to just lock my screen like a person with impaired motor skills instead. On the bright side, I did well on my first assignment while others did not. I realize that my life is literally a joke but I'm glad to laugh about it and I realize that I am a content person and I'm glad to be where I am and how lucky I am. But like woah corporations, society. My hair isn't even red anymore.