Took the nut swimming. Managed to cram 1500m while he had his lesson. Went home tidied up. Then my brother rob came by and turned my living room into a bloody 'house' for the nut by rearranging the furniture while the nut showed granny and dan every toy in the toy box distributing them fairly evenly over the floor in the process.


This is why you should never tidy up before guests come over.