Naughty Step ..........

I have been sat on the naughty step for a week now.
My crime ......... to get blue biro on the new sofa .........my side of the sofa if you want the full story.
Oh , and it's three weeks old this sofa , and Alabaster in colour.
The mark can't be hidden by a cushion, only my bum when I sit on my side.
I had offered to give up work and become a couch potato , but that only seemed to extend my sentence on the naughty step.
So, my get out of jail card arrived at work today. My boss and his wife have just bought a new sofa, and it came with a care kit. Lo and behold an Ink lifter was included in the pack. I could hardly wait to get home tonight, and have a go . So far so good , it has almost faded away, another application should see me in the clear . Does anyone know where you can get a husband lifter ????