The magnificent 7

Hands up, this is a screenshot. But it hadt to be done. This is AFC left back, Andrew Considine. He is a local lad who scored 3 goals, count them,3, in our 7-0demolition last night of Dundee.
This is the second game this season that we have scored seven goals.
Dundee manage, Paul Hartley, is an ex AFC captain.
He is now on the missing person's list as he hasn't been seen nor heard of since 2130 last evening.