April Fool?

Oh no. This is serious. It is probably happening all over the country and I have only just noticed. Could be big tv revenues involved.

But wait. What is on offer for us over 80s?

Not table top cricket. Or Tiddlywinks ( although I can still get tiddly and am not beyond a wink or two).
Perhaps electric scooter netball. That could be a bit dangerous.

No I'll settle for an over 80s race from Arnside pier to the Trig point on Arnside Knott. How about it Margaret and Jean? After all you are still doing Monroes!