Wardrobe malfunction

When you stand up to do a presentation and your clothes decide this is the time to stage a simultaneous protest against Brexit and being a size too small. So, despite the fact the room is 25 degrees you hastily put on the heavy duty knee length cardigan you have never taken to work before but miraculously did today (and thankfully are wearing trousers) then ironically lose weight because of the sauna like room conditions to the point the dress might have never burst in the first place.

Cardigans; saving middle aged ladies since the onset of twinsets.