Land Swimming

T saw me wearing construction goggles and thus asked in his cartoon like tiny voice whether I'll go swimming. 

T: Mag-sswimming ikaw? (Are you going for a swim?)
Me: Yes 
T: Saan? (Where?)
Me: Sa grass. (In the grass) 

When posing for photos, I was surprised when he dove on the ground and started moving his arms as if in freestyle stroke. I was just kidding him about swimming in grass of course  but he believed me wholeheartedly.