Chick Flick

By Flick

Mauve Fire

This morning when I got up (without a hangover) I put on one bra (padded for warmth)
1 black vest
I mauve vest
I blue blouse
1 thin cardigan
I thick cardigan
I big pair of pants
1 thick pair of tights
1 pair of thickish socks
I long brown double layered skirt
1 pair of boots
1 neck scarf
1 wooly scarf

the reason being it is cold...
The ring mains had fused so poor old Shy had to deal with it for I know not how.
Oh yes
1 pair of gloves
oh and 1 Coat when I went out


because Shy was up I moaned and we decided to get the fire going for the first time this year I couldn't before because i couldn't lift the bluddy coal... weak vessel that I am...Fire lit I am taking things off slowly as I sit and sweat such a nice feeling:)



The moral of the tale is IT'S BLUDDY BORING HERE WITH EVERYONE ILL I AM FORCED TO COUNT ITEMS OF BLUDDY CLOTHING and take photos of fires

Woe is me Woe thrice woe

In Northampton we have mauve fires ...it's all the rage you know...


Coming onto blip there is a lot of 'F'S I notice not sure I like them ...I'll be counting them won't be able to help myself ....
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bored

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