Bathrooms.

Apparently we need a new one (although I have no idea why, my poo disappears with comforting regularity). I didn't like this one but I had to take photographs of them all, but I mistakenly thought that was what brochures were for, but no! Brochures just show you the bathroom but in showrooms all the mirrors cleverly from a marketing point of view show you in the bathroom!. Cunning.

Anyway, I'm working on excuses why this plan to replace the bog is totally unfeasible.....the soil drains can't be moved, you'd need to underpin the house....the joists won't take it....face it, in 10 (5) years neither of us will be able to get into or out of a bath....that Triton 80 shower is a priceless collectable.

Job done.