When making the turn between 9 and 10.
I spy. The biggest, baddest Caddy. Ever.
Parked alone. Away from lesser vehicles.

A ’73 Dynasty Red Convertible Eldorado Cadillac.
You know, Elvis owned one.
Rockn’roll legend, Chuck Berry owned one,
Now it’s a Show-Off inside the Smithsonian Museum.

This Bad Boy’s huge.
18.5-ft long and 7-ft wide.
Wow. Try tucking that into a parking spot.

Weighing a hefty 5,000 lbs.
He gulps gas at the rate of 10 mpg.

They don’t make these buffed up,
Steroid-like amped cars anymore.
This one’s a real head-turner.