QUESTIONS & ANSWERS?

MERHABA BLIPPERS
THIS IS A TALE OF A TRUE EVENT.. THAT NEVER HAPPENED..THE CONVERSATION DID`NT GO LIKE THIS...(IT WAS BORING STUFF) IT WENT LIKE THIS.....

FLEM...Don`t look now tony...He`s at it again..
TONE...I know...just ignore him...he`ll be heading for the A19 shortly..
FLEM...You have that "FAR AWAY" look on your face tony..you ok mate?..
TONE...!!!!!!!
FLEM...It`s the turk your ignoring mate...not me..
TONE...er.er...er.
FLEM...You don`t look well at all mate..
TONE...(IN A TRANCE FRAME OF MIND...OR OUT OF IT)...I`m still in bed..
...this is just a dream...sod it!..that bloody turks still blippin`...have
i come out with me jimjams on...or are me underpants on the outside
...is it home time yet?...no more drink till next year...(burp)
FLEM...He`s gone now tony...tony...he`s gone...tony...TONY...talk to me tony
...and a HAPPY NEW YEAR to you matey..i hope you remember this
little chinwag tony...tony...sod it...A19 (the road to hell) here we come.

THE EVENT DEPICTED WAS TAKEN FROM A GENUINE SOURCE..NONE OF THE
NAMES OR FACES HAVE BEEN ALTERED...THESE TWO ARE EASILY IDENTYFIABLE
OR CERTYFIABLE..EITHER ONE WORKS FOR ME...HA HA...

TURK

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