Counter-Tourism

While the Ferrari's batteries were recharging, Counter-Tourism: A Pocketbook serendipitously arrived in the post.

It is an inspirational tome, in which the 'Crab Man' suggests fifty ways in which you can make visits to heritage sites rewarding again, by approaching them with an unusual end in view. 'Vist gift shops as if they were museums' for example. Or: 'Exchange kisses with a statue.'

But as the last page admits: what isn't a heritage site? 'You can use these tactics anywhere.'

Who needs a car?