Thieves.

We foiled a gang of motorbike thieves today. They were trying to prise the lock off a rather fancy bike parked in the New Town when we disturbed them. Two of them are masked and not wearing helmets, the one who has a helmet can be seen brandishing a claw hammer at me after driving at us aggressively.

"Here's an opportunity for a blip!" I thought.

We passed their registration numbers to the police. The thieving little bastards left empty handed. I sincerely hope they all end up mashed under a tram.