Done it at last.

I have only a small greenhouse. But after years of cross breeding I have developed the ultimate houseplant. I shall make a fortune.

I am calling it Primula metallica.
It flowers all year and never needs watering or feeding. It will survive in light or shade. Beats M & S Moth orchids anytime and is a real conversation point as a centrepiece for your dinner table.

If you believe all that you believe anything.

I was going to offer a prize for anyone who could tell me what it is. But then I realised that my younger son would win it.

I will give you a clue. It is a model. The original was 20 or 30 times he size. It was built by Mrs. K's late father as part of his research.

Guesses, however far fetched, welcome. Answer tomorrow.