How to half term

Drink deliciously strong lattes then feast on pancakes, piled high and topped with bacon and a drizzle of honey. Catch a train and laugh at ridiculously long welsh names being read out. Climb a couple of Shropshire Hills, stopping for tea that tastes suspiciously like coffee and bulgar wheat that you really should have thrown away last week. Stop for a quick half before heading back on the train. Walk straight to the Musketeers for heavy snacking, much wine, a very chilli chilli and a game of cards. Yes, that's how you do it.