Key for sale

 Frequently when faced with changes in life one has to find a way to unlock blockages mental, physical, financial, social, whatever, my trick is to imagine a key, custom created to fit the particular challenge. Sometimes it works perfectly at other times the rough edges (or snotters as they are sometimes called in Scotland) need to be smoothed.

No such problems with this key, forged in brass 200 years ago, and weighing over 500 grams. It has caused consternation in the past at airport security, being mistaken for a derringer, and God forbid we ever lose it.

Now it is for sale, it comes complete with a 17c stone masia (rural house) in the Pla D'estany area of Catalunya (I'll post a link later) when the estate agent extracts his digit and gets it on the web.

Our home for 15 years, a very happy house we will be sad to leave, but it's time for a change. Thank goodness the key is to hand.