The New Broom

The new broom has been with us for what already seems an eternity.

He has already finished restructuring the organization, now he is busy restructuring our desks.

Security have had a run on locker keys and no-one can find any documents any more.

But the powers that be can tick off the risk management measures they have implemented.

Expecting an online training module on clean desk policies any day now.

And no more mentions of my agency in the news...

In case anyone gets any ideas, I don't handle any classified documents, only arcane meanderings on modern librarianship. However, Security are thought to not be able to discern the difference.

My past life as an editor makes me wonder which one of my colleagues I should be dobbing in...

(Now I have to hope JR and Irk don't pick up any inadvertent errors or tautologies on my part)