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Back to reality check list:

1) walking past this pub today at 7am and feeling happy (it's in the process of being refurbished + will be under new ownership) as I live 5 minutes away. This is apparently a good news story in back to reality land

2) turned up to work without my fob and had to call my boss to ask him to let me in to the building

3) made it into work by 7:30am and then waited for an hour and a half for my computer to perform several updates

4) used almost every swear word known to man before 9am.