Here we go again. Again...

Mum and Dad loved you very much blah blah blah...

They are mostly delighted to pack you off on a train to a distant place (allegedly a place of learning, but the distance element is the main factor). No more spending lengthy hours in your pyjamas watching shite on Youtube while leaving chocolate stains all over the white sofa cover (nice choice of colour Mrs Raheny...)
No more bickering for entertainment, no more fighting for fun, no more screaming to beat boredom.
Off you go. Be good. And try to learn something.

But mostly be outta here so that Mum and Dad can enjoy a little bit of well deserved relaxation.