That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

Alright already!

Enough with the rain!

We're all sodden well sick of it!

I don't know whether we should just dig a hole (Olympic pool size) or build an ark!

Global warming........pah!

In other news: Dallas is returning to our screens next week, Southfork veterans J.R., Bobby and Sue Ellen will be wheeling & double dealing their way into your lives.

Oh and if the rain persists to precipitate down, then next month C4 will bringing us the All New Adventures of the Man From Atlantis, starring Patrick Duffy!