My happy little life

By khoola

The magical land at the back of the wardrobe...

The joke might be 10 years old but it's still very funny...

Totally unrelated, but thought I'd share the conversation in my car between Jamie and his friend

Friend: we're going to see where the Vikings came up the river
Jamie: the Vikings with the dragons?
Friend: yes, but they're not real
Jamie: what's not real?!
Friend: Viking dragons
Jamie: what?! Dragons aren't real?!
Friend: no, Viking dragons aren't real - they're just boats that look like dragons
Jamie: but real dragons are real aren't they?
Friend: (indignant) yes! They live in Africa. Some of them anyway. Some live in other places
Jamie: yes, like caves
Friend: yes. And the Vikings are all dead anyway
Jamie: WHAT?! WHEN?!


Also worth sharing - Dotty's commentary on tonight's Paralympic opening ceremony
"Oh no, someone's fallen out of a wheelchair..... or it might be a lion"
More worryingly, I kind of knew what she meant

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