Jack's Valentine's Day Cards (and Jokes)

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places! 
Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an Apple. 
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?  
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey. 
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you! 
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date. 
Q: What is a ram's favourite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, 
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp. 
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend. 
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.