Application for the role of Pat Dog...

Curriculum Vitae of Alfred K

Born: OK, I'm no spring chicken, but I've still got all my hair...

Education: Attended Puppy School.  Yes, really.  For weeks and weeks.  I was even top pup.  One forgets it all though, don't you find...?

Employment History: What?

Interests and Hobbies: 
Eating
Sleeping
Cuddling (when I want, not when you want - very significant detail - don't be offended if you want to cuddle and I just walk away. I mean nothing personal by it. Well not always...)
Running after my ball, 
Sniffing around in the woods, 
Walking national trails - especially the South West Coast Path, 
and 
Growling provocatively at huge black dogs who think they're it 'cos they're bigger than me... Yes, I have been pulled from the merciless jaws of one such dog (my cousin no less - who I shamelessly provoked on his own patch), by bluebellsea, with the help of Mr K who nearly expired with the shock of it. And no, I haven't learned from the experience. (I shouldn't really put that on my CV should I?).

Additional Information: I'm bloomin' wonderful.  I know it. You know it. 

Woof!