Something inside so strong....

this blip is not man friendly





Guess what day it was today!

If you check back my blips i think you'll find I'm possibly a year overdue with this bi-annual event. I got the letter last year and pushed it to one side.

However when i decided it was time for an ear syringe i decided i may as well go for both ends at once!

Joking aside - this is really important. Go get it done!

I'm completely seen off - I have had a hysterectomy but because of stupidness inside me they took everything away except for my cervix. :(

And in even worse news... i opted for the syringe at the end and as i sat there waiting for pleasurable squish after un-pleasurable poke she said 'there's nothing there ... your ears are perfectly clean, you must just be deaf'


NO!!!!!!! Not deaf!!! She did say she thought my ear drum looked 'dull' and may be recovering from an infection. I have to steam myself, or get steaming i can't remember which.


I'm Opting for the latter, or maybe i'll get the karcher out with a bottle of wine!