Bend It, Bend It, Double It And Send It

My Dear Fellow,

I am hilarious. I think so, and I am invariably correct. And I have always found flicking someone a Harvey Smith salute to be one of the funniest, wittiest things of which I am capable.

I've always loved the V sign. It is so simply, terrifically British. It's the sign Winston flicked at the Nazis! It's the sign Sir Rodney Ffing flashed to Citizen Camembert as "The Black Fingernail"! It's the sign Rik used on Neil and Vivien!

The V sign is also one of - if not THE reason why I'm best friends with Princess Normal. She always has a V sign in her pocket for me. And she's very generous with them.

And it takes me back. I remember RX team meetings when I'd look over and see "Third Degree" Burnes scratching his cheek with his index and forefinger. And then realise it was - 

THE V SIGN!! Aimed at me!

And then I'd turn the other way. You'd be holding a piece of paper in place using two fingers and then you'd remove it and -

THE V SIGN!! AGAIN!!

So when you sent me a text tonight in which you'd inserted an inadvertent V and then asked, "Where did that extra V come from?" I couldn't help myself. I wrote back saying, "From my pocket WOOHOO!!" and then sent you this picture. 

HAHAHAHAHA!! REVENGE! REVENGE IS MINE!!

I have to tell you, I am so mature that I was CRYING with laughter as I did all this. Sitting on my own. With two cats. P1SSING myself.

Ah it was so perfect. Except it wasn't because I accidentally sent the picture to Er Indoors instead. I sent her a hasty "Whoops! That was meant for My Dear Fellow!"

I got back a reply. "You are a t1t."

No I'm not! I'm hilarious! As previously stated.

El P.