My Religion

Om.
Omm.
Ommm.
Ommmm.

I call upon the power of the Life Essentials Chickens Single Ingredient
and the power of the Cat-Man-Doo
to come down
for benefit
of the all the carnivores
who crave
God's
delicious gifts
of no additives
no preservatives
no wheat
corn
or
soy
[whatever that mean]
and to those who are forever
grateful
to their
true pet lovers
for blessing our altars
with the sacrament
of all sacraments.
Amen.