Metapamorphosis by Mike Lin

So I was pretty freaked out when I saw that my shoulders...were two different colors. Apparently they couldn't decide whether they wanted to be tan or not so they just went crazy with both.

At first I thought it was the by-product of the oil thing that the massage people in Taiwan put on me but when I asked my friends they told me that I was an idiot and I was just sunburned.

But hey! I've never been sunburned before so this is a first...