there was nearly a murder on burns night in king street when I went to great efforts to prepare tea but peggy decided to eat lots of pringles and wasn't hungry, beefy was very late home from work and daisy had a meltdown about piping the haggis. it came good at the last minute, just in time for me to murder the haggis and not the family...

beefy did address to a haggis, daisy eventually piped it in and peggy recited address to the toothache.

happy burns night ab'dy!