Raise Your Glasses

I had another appointment with the contact lens lady at Specsavers. We decided on the best type of lens out of all the different ones I've trialed and I signed up for a monthly subscription.
To be honest, I'm not completely happy with any of them but after 3 months and numerous appointments, I would have signed anything just to get out of there.
The fact is, I actually quite like wearing glasses. I just don't like spending half of my life LOOKING for my glasses. Without contacts, I actually have 5 pairs of glasses on the go all the time.I have; upstairs reading glasses, downstairs reading glasses, distance glasses, varifocals and prescription sunglasses.
So....spend my life looking for the right pair of specs, wear contacts OR attach all 5 pairs to Larry Grayson style chains and wear them round my neck....
Decisions, decisions.