Weighty Matters....

Disappointingly, I wasn't called for jury duty today.

I'd really been looking forward to a nice homicide, á la Midsomer Murders or Agatha Christie. Something devilishly clever but with no blood whatsoever.

You know - one of those multiple slayings, where it turns out it was the meek vicar 'wot dunnit', because the local librarian had uncovered his secret life as a diamond smuggler. (She accidentally found his stash of stones, when she noticed he had lumpy hassocks.............)

Anyway, more interestingly, a major crime has been perpetrated in Edinburgh! A van, carrying a huge consignment of Viagra, has been stolen from a pharmacy distribution centre.

The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.