Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

Delivery

Brisk cold day, the bing bong called me to the door. Delivery man said, "It's not as heavy as it looks."
I replied, "Yes I know, it's my refurbished mother in law, all we have to do is add water."

Confusion and a smile on his face; where these one offs come from is beyond me, but usually they brighten someone's day. 

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