Oh look, Teefer!

JJ: Look Teefer, what's all that white stuff?
Teefer: It's snow, you stupid cat!
JJ: But Teefer, it's as white as Sheba.
Teefer: Aye, so it is.
JJ: But Teefer, what's it for?
Teefer: It's not "for" anything, it's just snow!
JJ: Let's go outside and see it.
Teefer: Aye, that'll be right, I'm away to bed.
JJ: OK, Teefer, I'll wake you up if it starts falling again.
Teefer: Hmmf, stupid cat!