Emergency rota

Someone is sick.
Someone has gone A.W.O.L.
Someone quit via text with no notice.
Someone's Dad died.
Someone is on holiday.

All the above statements mean I'm running very short staffed, I'm gonna be working at 6am every morning until late on the day, and I'm not gonna get a day of until fuck knows when! All of which means that I have to re-write the rota on a daily basis.
Which is annoying.

On the upside I have a fridge full of Red Bull.