Orkney Sheds*

Not sure if these sheds will survive much longer, specifically as it is forecast to get draughty again.

Apparently a Met Office whistle blower has spilled the beans about how the forecasters hand over the dice to each other before the forecast.  Revelations even included the keys to the numbers thrown on the dice:

1  Westerly Winds in all Directions
2  Two’s company three’s a cloud
3  Badgers and Ocelots
4  An easterly warm front from the west
5  A combination of sleet and sleet
6  Go back to three forecasts ago
7  Advance to shower Gordon
8  YTBA
9  Check the seaweed outside the office
10  Get the Office Junior to check the seaweed outside the office
11  Take one glove to work (on one hand it may be warm, on the other...)
12  All forecasters go directly to jail


It will be no surprise that I have been left on my own today. 

I am about to check on the activities of Nicolas Jaar. 

I was meant to audition new speakers in Dingwall and Inverness tomorrow but boats have been cancelled.  Lucky Dingwall and Inverness I say.

Paddy Power now has Cigs ahead of Banksy in the Turner Prize nominees.
*other sheds are available