Dog Years

evening all.

Fresh from the excess that the humans contingent inflicted upon themselves, and, armed  with a quiet dignity, the dog wore a hang dog expression for most of the day, then passed wind, passed judgment and passed out.

One day i shall purchase a dog, it needs to be able to pick up it's own poo, shed no hair, not smell of dog or make the house smell of dog, not drool, eat correctly without slobbering, not bark, not whine, have a strong digestive system, not take over the house or make holidays excessively difficult to book.......

hmm, perhaps i need to think it out again.

night all